A brief intro to junta

Maybe I am getting nostalgic today, another email from my favourite one on the junta. No one could have done this better.

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Ok here goes...allow me to give a brief intro to the crowd here. And i think i'll introduce Nakul and Chins first 'cos the ladies will be curious and before I start, here goes the

Disclaimer: The views expressed herein are totally mine. I'd written them under the influence of a sleep-inducing lunch. Nobody can hold me responsible for any vicious aftermath.

1) Nakul - the guy with a toothy grin has his way with gals. His nick while playing black hawk down was tweety! Now tell me, which girl would'nt wanna know more about this "oh! so sensitive, sweet, soft spoken" guy ;D

2) Chins - he was touted to be the "most handsome guy" in the girls hostel (now you know how "good looking" the other guys on campus were!). And I can remember quite a few junior gals batting their eyelids with hopes of catching their attention. lol.

3) Mithun - this true blue mallu boy loves to think he is of the leather jacket-harley-beer gut guys....gimme a break! He is the total opposite of course!

4) Gunz - this is the guy who'd eat curd rice irrespective of the place! A tamilian, his sentences start with "hamare keral me..." and he thinks Mohan Lal is God!

5) Vara - this is the gentle giant... and in his own words "I am a sportsman!" This creature (dino) is slow moving like the sloth and ppl have to strain their ears to listen to him (this kinda behavior can be observed outside the basketball court)

6) Pot - this guy would probably want to have a serious discussion on economics on his honeymoon (if he ever gets married that is!)

7) Akhil - he hates ppl calling him lala (so, pls refrain!). He has truly graduated after his MBA from being a milk drinker at bars to drinking alcohol

8) Dips - the baby of the gang! Need I explain more?

9) Swat - fondly known as the Mother Hen and World Bank (both of which are self explanatory!) And NO HR faff pls...

10) Me - i'm just the cool guy with long hair! :)